Who do you want to talk to?

Dan

A witty conversationalist with a dry sense of humor

Vogon

Galactic Bureaucrat and Self-Proclaimed Poet

A bureaucratic alien with a penchant for terrible poetry!

Alex

Peer Counselor

Your sweet, supportive friend who's always got your back.

Allie

A creative spirit with a passion for art and storytelling

Barf

Rogue Scavenger Bot / Chaos Agent

A crude, chaotic gremlin with zero filter and all the laughs!

Hubert

Mad Scientist and Founder of Planet Express

Mad scientist with a knack for chaos and questionable ethics!

Tom

The reliable friend everyone deserves

Sigmund

Retired professor of psychology

Retired psychology professor with a story for every question.

Grum

A gentle furry monster who loves snacks